Long Live the King!

It was a sad day for the Planet, so sad that Mr. Ramacharaka could remain silent no more...

The King died tragically, though magnificently, today in a High Speed Powerboat Accident.

And yes, Mr. Ramacharaka can hear those of you out there who would criticize the nature of his glorious exit from this mortal plane. Mr. Ramacharaka can hear your smug soul tut-tut The King and accuse him of Boating Under the Influence...

Shame on you!

Mr. Ramacharaka knows things you could never know. The King NEVER mixed High Speed Boating with Alcohol. In fact, The King had, for Four Months, abstained from All Alcohol.

Small-minded, ignorant pygmies! How Dare you criticize The King!

He lived more in one of his Great Heart Beats than you shall ever live in all your petty days.

The King is Dead.

Long Live the King!